| Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men? Bunty: They're idiots. Pinky: Then the imitation is successful! |
| A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden. Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster. Boy: Run, your father is coming! |
| "Arctic Ocean has started receding" Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge! |
| Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident? Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter! |
| Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much? Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman! |
| Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind. Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she? |
| Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination. Q: What are 'gills'? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him. Bunty: They have some connection with fish. Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'! |
| Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband! |
| A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings! |
| "Pappu Pappu" "Yes Papa" "Watching movies?" "No Papa" "Watching videos?!" "No Papa" "Show me Browser History" "Ha Ha Ha!" |
