| Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled. Santa: That's a smart thing to do. Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead! |
| What's the problem with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes! |
| Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi! |
| Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification? |
| Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up. Bunty: It's pretty sad. Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place! |
| An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes. Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy? Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache! |
| Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'. Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher: How? Pappu: Ladies first! |
| Tragedy of Girl's Life: Good looking boys are not good boys; Good boys are not good looking Good looking and good boys are married; Good single boys with good looks are not rich; Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends! |
| Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life? Boy: Awwww. Yes. Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me! |
| Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is, Sir. Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything. Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope! |
