| In 1814, Women had no rights. In 1914, Women fought for rights. In 2014, Women are always right! |
| Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'. One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation! |
| Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this? Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older. Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"! |
| God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them! |
| Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson? Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation? |
| Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'! |
| In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test. Prove Sin x = 6n Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides. Thus: Six = 6 He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT! |
| Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile. Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory. Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory! |
| Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world... . . . . . to take it back from any Woman! |
| Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes. Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers? Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam! |
