| Q: What's wrong with "Lawyer Jokes"? A: Lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else thinks they're jokes. |
| Santa: Off late, I have been doing a lot of charity work. Banta: That's very thoughtful. What's your particular area of philanthropy? Santa: I volunteer my opinion just about almost anything and everything. |
| Teacher: What's a good example of Import and Export? . .. ... Pappu: Sonia and Sania! |
| Santa: Candle light bubble baths are so relaxing. Banta: Really? Santa: Yep! Banta: But when and where do you take it? Santa: I don't take it. Every time my wife takes one, I get about an hour of peace and quiet. |
| Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'. |
| Jeeto to Preeto, "What I am worried about is not my weight but my height". Preeto: That's weird. But still, why? Jeeto: According to my weight, my height should be 8 feet and 7 inches! |
| Santa took his wounded wife, Jeeto to a doctor. Doctor: Can you describe as to what really happened? Santa: Well, she got shot. Doctor: You'll have to be more accurate. Santa: I know, But I'm not very experienced with guns. |
| Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil". The Teacher while correcting him: "You don't have any pencil." "He doesn't have any pencils." "We don't have any pencils." Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?` |
| Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful. Banta: It must be your fault only. Santa: I find it funny. Because my wife never says that. |
| A Pathan was spotted drunk on duty - on the very first day of his new job. Employer: Why are you drinking? Pathan: Sir, you only told me that the security has to be tight. |
