| Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?" |
| Santa: I prefer not to think before I speak. Banta: But why? It is against traditional wisdom. Santa: I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. |
| Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Pappu brought 3 cousins, 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons. |
| Santa walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and Santa takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot and does the same. The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?" And Santa replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!" |
| Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple. |
| Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. Banta: Why not? Santa: I don't like to interrupt her. |
| Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible" tonight. Banta: Is it on Cable today? Santa: Not the film. I just bought my wife some slim fit jeans and I'm going to make her try them on. |
| While abroad, Santa's family were invited to someone's place for dinner. Pappu: Papa, I don't like the holes in the cheese. Santa: Eat the cheese and leave the holes! |
| Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!" Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you? Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful! |
| Santa goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor I can't stop my hands from shaking". Doctor: Do you drink much? Santa: No, I spill most of it. |
