| Santa: Please give me two fans - one male and one female. Shopkeeper: What nonsense! Fans don't have any gender. Santa: Why not? Ok, you give me one 'Bajaj' and one 'Usha' fan. |
| Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!" Jeeto: What are you watching? Santa: Our wedding DVD. |
| To Mr. Rajinikanth, Chennai. Dear Sir, Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping. Yours faithfully, North Indians |
| Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you". |
| Santa calls at the airport, "How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi? Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir! Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rather walk then spend so much on the air fare. |
| Jeeto: Did you go shopping for my birthday present? Santa: Yeah, and I found a perfect thing for you. Jeeto: You're such a darling. And what exactly is it? Santa: Nothing! |
| Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Pappu stands up reluctantly. Teacher: Tell me two pronouns. Pappu: Who? Me? . .. ... Teacher: Very good. Sit down. |
| Banta: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife, whom would you save? Santa: The lion, of course! |
| Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad. Bunty: That's weird. But still, how? Pappu: I don't have an iPad. |
| A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife's name lovingly on it. Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote: Salma for Hire Full day: Rs 1200 Night: Rs 2400 |
