| Banta: Why do women love shoes so much? Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit. |
| Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM. Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky. Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs. |
| Magician: I will now cut this man's wife into 2 halves. Santa: What kind of magic is this; turning one problem into two? |
| Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed. Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number. |
| Santa walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?", Santa asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "Obviously, you're not eating properly". |
| Santa: When did you start wearing earrings? Banta: Since the day my wife found them in my car! |
| Santa: I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. Banta: You must keep your dog on leash. Santa: That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle. |
| Jeeto to his hubby Santa in a very cheerful mood, "Darling, what's the reason that you're clicking a lot of my pictures?" Santa: I have really developed this new passion for Wild Life photography. |
| Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" Bunty: Then what happened? Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979". |
| Santa: I've just moved into my new flat and directly below me is a police station. Banta: So how do you handle coming home late at night after drinking so much? Santa: You don't understand. The police station being below, I'm above the law. |