| If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? |
| Santa: A cop came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs". Banta: So what transpired? Santa: I confronted him by saying. "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs". |
| Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this: 1. Lawyers reproduce faster. 2. The scientists don't get attached to the lawyers. 3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn't even consider. |
| Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head? Teacher: Because of intelligence. Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair! |
| Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him? Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me. Judge: When did he give it you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife. |
| Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money". |
| And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan". |
| Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'. Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'. Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders! |
| Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor. When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift. What was it? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: Obviously, an Apple. |
| A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth. No they are known as . .. ... .... Santa and Banta. |