| Jeeto: What do you think about our love? Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky. Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite! Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time! |
| Santa goes into a bar, orders six shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Sir, why are you drinking so fast?" Santa answers, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had. Bartender: What do you have? Santa: Just 20 rupees. |
| Why is there less crime in South India as compared to other parts of India? Better Policing? Nah . .. ... So simple, it's Rajinikanth! Dubara Mat Puchhna... |
| I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero). I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a HER + 0 = HERO! |
| Banta, after a few rounds of drinks to Santa, "Let's go to Macau'. Santa: Any plan made after drinks in the evening fizzles out by the next morning. Banta: So? Santa: So why not make grander plans like going to USA. In any case, the plan is going to get cancelled. |
| Santa: I saw a man at the beach yelling, "Help, Shark, Help"! I just laughed. Banta: Why did you laugh at the agony of that man? Santa: I knew that shark wasn't going to help him. |
| Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats. |
| Santa: Jeeto told me that she needed some "Alone Time". Banta: So what did you do? Santa: I made her an "ORKUT account"! |
| Pappu: We are WTF Generation. Bunty: You must be. I am not. Pappu: Cool it. WTF stands for . .. ... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook! |
| Santa to his boss, "It is said that crime doesn't pay". Boss: Quite right. Santa: Does that mean that my job is a crime? |
