Computers and Internet SMS

  • I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?Upload to Facebook
    I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
  • Somewhere:<br/>
An elderly reads a book on `how to use the internet`;<br/>
While a young one Googles `how to read a book`!Upload to Facebook
    Somewhere:
    An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
    While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!
  • Life is too short to always remove the USB safely! Upload to Facebook
    Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!
  • Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?Upload to Facebook
    Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
  • Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?<br/>
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!Upload to Facebook
    Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
    Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!
  • Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!Upload to Facebook
    Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!
  • The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!Upload to Facebook
    The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!
  • If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?Upload to Facebook
    If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?
  • We can't upload luck;<br />
We can't download time;<br />
And Google can't give all the answers in life.<br />
So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life!Upload to Facebook
    We can't upload luck;
    We can't download time;
    And Google can't give all the answers in life.
    So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life!
  • A clean house indicates that the net is down!
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