I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that? |
Somewhere: An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet"; While a young one Googles "how to read a book"! |
Life is too short to always remove the USB safely! |
Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone? |
Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart? Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards! |
Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd! |
The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it! |
If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals? |
We can't upload luck; We can't download time; And Google can't give all the answers in life. So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life! |
A clean house indicates that the net is down! |