Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over? Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics! |
Doctor: You are hot. Girl: Oh, thank you! Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban! |
Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results! |
I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation... So he offered to touch-up my X-rays! |
Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again. Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years. Doctor: Exactly! |
It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way! |
One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients... . . . . . . can't Google! |
Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die? Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient! |
Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant. Girl: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No, but it looks like you are! |
A man woke up in hospital after an accident. He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!" |