If you are offended by my sarcasm? Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it! |
Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on! |
We all know mirrors don't lie. . . . . . . . . . . Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh! |
Every now and then look around and simply be happy for what you already have in your life! |
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other! |
If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully! |
Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure. Girl: Why will you die? There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one. Boy: When a girl like you rejects me, how can I think of a beautiful girl! |
Sadness filled me whenever I miss you. The thought of not being able to see you, to touch you and to hold you is softly killing me. Hope to see you soon because I miss you! |
Love is not something that you can express in words. Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart. I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me dear, you are the most precious thing in my life. I love you! |
If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire! |