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  • The only time a woman stands for another woman is when she's getting a group picture clicked to post on Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    The only time a woman stands for another woman is when she's getting a group picture clicked to post on Facebook!
  • My new year resolution is to increase my Facebook friend list to at least 5000.
    For this, I am launching my own
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    "Aam Add-Me Party"!
  • Updating FB
    Playing Candy Crush
    Following on Twitter
    And reading all Whatsapp messages... all night - made it hard for me to get up and go to work in the morning.
    So I quit my
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    job!
  • If Facebook wasn't there... it would have been really hard to know if it's cloudy, raining, fog, sunshine, snowfall - somewhere or not!
  • I like you and your Facebook walls so much that I want to like them time and again.
    Unfortunately, FB doesn't give me that option!
  • Facebook - because time isn't going to kill itself!
  • Facebook should change the status question from `What's on your mind?` to `What's your problem today?`Upload to Facebook
    Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"
  • Irony is when people post "Life is unfair" from their iPhones!
  • No one says you are ugly like Facebook asking... "Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"
  • Dear Facebook,<br />
Just wait, one day they will leave you , too!<br />
Sincerely,<br />
ORKUTUpload to Facebook
    Dear Facebook,
    Just wait, one day they will leave you , too!
    Sincerely,
    ORKUT
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