The only time a woman stands for another woman is when she's getting a group picture clicked to post on Facebook! |
My new year resolution is to increase my Facebook friend list to at least 5000. For this, I am launching my own . .. ... .... "Aam Add-Me Party"! |
Updating FB Playing Candy Crush Following on Twitter And reading all Whatsapp messages... all night - made it hard for me to get up and go to work in the morning. So I quit my . .. ... job! |
If Facebook wasn't there... it would have been really hard to know if it's cloudy, raining, fog, sunshine, snowfall - somewhere or not! |
I like you and your Facebook walls so much that I want to like them time and again. Unfortunately, FB doesn't give me that option! |
Facebook - because time isn't going to kill itself! |
Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?" |
Irony is when people post "Life is unfair" from their iPhones! |
No one says you are ugly like Facebook asking... "Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?" |
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you , too! Sincerely, ORKUT |