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  • Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you!
  • I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.<br/>
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!Upload to Facebook
    I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.
    Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!
  • When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!Upload to Facebook
    When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!
  • Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!
  • May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
  • Facebook's `People you may know` should be called, `People you definitely know and have been avoiding`!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!
  • After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, `if you know this girl your childhood was awesome`!Upload to Facebook
    After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"!
  • My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!Upload to Facebook
    My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!
  • Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!
  • Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.<br/>
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.
    They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
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