Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you! |
I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives! |
When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago! |
Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married! |
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook! |
Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"! |
After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"! |
My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger! |
Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding! |
Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you. They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing! |