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Salons always have hair on the floor.
Garages always have oil on the floor.
Banks, what is your problem? -
What do you mean that a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? -
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
They say he will be given a tough sentence! -
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap! -
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You're a great sport... when you lose!]()
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![Girl: I wish you were more romantic.<br />
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!]()
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Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza! -
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![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br />
Boy: I go to the temple.<br />
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?<br />
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me!]()
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Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me! -
![Son: Dad, what happens when you die?<br />
Dad: You go to heaven.<br />
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?]()
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Dad: You go to heaven.
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff? -
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That's your soul healing!]()
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That's your soul healing!
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