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  • To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!Upload to Facebook
    To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
  • Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...<br />
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! Upload to Facebook
    Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
    It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
  • Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...<br />
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Whiskey Powder!Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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    Whiskey Powder!
  • English: Don't worry Mahesh.<br />
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!Upload to Facebook
    English: Don't worry Mahesh.
    Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
  • Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...<br />
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They too have 'fillings' inside!Upload to Facebook
    Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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    They too have 'fillings' inside!
  • The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
  • I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!Upload to Facebook
    I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
  • Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.<br />
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!Upload to Facebook
    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
    When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
  • Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.<br />
Today I also learned that I am above average!Upload to Facebook
    Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
    Today I also learned that I am above average!
  • You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?<br />
That's what it's like having kids!Upload to Facebook
    You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
    That's what it's like having kids!
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