To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it! |
Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that... It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! |
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one... . . . . . . . Whiskey Powder! |
English: Don't worry Mahesh. Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar! |
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No... . . . . . . . . . . They too have 'fillings' inside! |
The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing! |
I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath! |
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. When life is a b*tch, beer is a must! |
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week. Today I also learned that I am above average! |
You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids! |