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![The word queue is ironic.<br />
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!]()
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It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line! -
![School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.<br />
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!]()
Upload to Facebook School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not! -
![A Narcissist's Prayer:<br /><br />
That didn't happen.<br />
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.<br />
And if it was, that's not a big deal.<br />
And if it is, that's not my fault.<br />
And if it was, I didn't mean it.<br />
And if I did, You deserved it!]()
Upload to Facebook A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it! -
![What do pigs use in the shower?<br />
Hogwash!]()
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Hogwash! -
![Dear Vegetarians,<br />
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?]()
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If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food? -
![What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
<br />
That is pollution....<br /><br />
What happens if all of them drown?
<br />
That is a solution ....!!!]()
Upload to Facebook What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!! -
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed. -
Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge. -
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid. -
![Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?<br/>
They break out in hives!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives!
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