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Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
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![What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?<br />
You're a great sport... when you lose!]()
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![Girl: I wish you were more romantic.<br />
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!]()
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![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br />
Boy: I go to the temple.<br />
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?<br />
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me!]()
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Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me! -
![Son: Dad, what happens when you die?<br />
Dad: You go to heaven.<br />
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?]()
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Dad: You go to heaven.
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff? -
![You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?<br />
That's your soul healing!]()
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That's your soul healing! -
![Never depend on someone else to make you happy.<br />
That's what Beer is for!]()
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That's what Beer is for! -
![Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?<br />
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.<br />
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime?]()
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Police Officer: Yes that's assault.
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime? -
![Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?<br />
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!]()
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Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!
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