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Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! -
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Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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Whiskey Powder! -
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English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar! -
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Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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They too have 'fillings' inside! -
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The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing! -
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I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath! -
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must! -
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Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average! -
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You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids! -
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The word queue is ironic.
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!
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