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![Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?<br />
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.<br />
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime?]()
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![I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.<br/>
I don't know y!]()
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![I don't dislike mornings. I dislike being woken up and having to do a bunch of stuff right after!]()
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![When Isaac Newton went into quarantine during the Bubonic Plague from 1665-1666, he used the time to work out the laws and formulas for Gravity and Motion. work out his theory of optics and the spectrum of light, and invent Calculus.</br>
But, don't feel any pressure, keep watching Netflix!]()
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![What happens when frogs park illegally?</br>
They get toad!]()
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![I've seen what happens to people who follow the advice I give them.</br>
Hence I never practice what I preach!]()
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![I taught my pet wolf how to meditate...</br>
Now he's aware wolf!]()
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![An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you'd miss it if it wasn't there!]()
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![I hated my new haircut.</br>
But then it grew on me!]()
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![Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window, `I am gonna make your life a living hell.`</br>
I yelled back, `Thanks, but I am not looking for a relationship right now!`]()
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