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![Irony: <br />
Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship!]()
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Gals like guys with good sense of humour... but all they want is a serious relationship! -
Girl: Truth or dare?
Boy: Truth!
Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress?
Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'! -
Girl: Isn't it disgusting the way those men are staring at that girl getting on the bus?
Boy: What bus? -
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him ''Loafer''.
But if a gal gives a letter to a boy, they call it ''Offer''.
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I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).
I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
HER + 0 = HERO! -
Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name?
Girl: Superman? Batman? Spiderman?
Boy: Your man. -
![Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do.]()
Upload to Facebook Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do. -
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars.
Girl: But, it's daytime...
Boy: Haha, exactly. -
Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy. -
![Dear Mom & Dad,<br />
You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.<br />
With Love,<br />
Your Teenage Child]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Mom & Dad,
You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.
With Love,
Your Teenage Child
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