| A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION. |
| 3 Ways to write exam: Look up for INSPIRATION; Look down for CONCENTRATION; Look around for INFORMATION. |
| I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine; But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line! |
| Wish of a contemporary girl: I dunno want any 'Prince Charming' coming on a white horse; I would rather have a 'Vampire' coming in a BMW! |
| Q1: Do u believe in sleeping with a total stranger? A: Yuck! Never. Q2: Do u believe in arranged marriages? A: Yes, of course |
| Dear Boys, If a girl ruins her wet nail paint just to reply to your text, marry her. |
| Dear Girls, If a guy pauses his Playstation just to reply to your text, marry him. |
| Dear Boy, Kitchen has 'He' in it. So move and quickly make me sandwich. Sincerely, Girl. |
| My son is my son till he gets a wife. But my daughter is my daughter all her life! |