| Modern breakup: A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend. Girlfriend Yelled: What`s that for? Boy: It`s Over. |
| Sweet Love: Boy: Can I hold ur hand? Girl: No. Boy: Why not? Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it. |
| Boy: There're 21 alphabets, right? Girl: No, there're 26. Boy: Oh, yeah I forgot U,R,A,Q,T. |
| Girl: What do you usually do when I`m gone? Boy: Wait for you to come back. |
| Girl: You`re like a drug to me. Boy: Why, bcoz you're hooked to me? Girl: No, bcoz you're ruining my life. |
| If a guy is ugly, girls call him a stalker. If he is good-looking, they call him a secret admirer. |
| Boy: Can you just listen to me? Girl: What? Boy: I like you and I think there`s something missing in my hart. Girl: I think it's an `E`. |
| Break-up Style: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST... |
| You wanna know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. |
| Boy: I wanna tell u something. Girl: It's not good to talk while eating. AFTER EATING Girl: Now tell me. Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food. |