| Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married. Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us? |
| Girlfriend: Honey, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be? . .. ... Boyfriend: A Joke. |
| Boy: I shall see you pretty soon? Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? |
| Boy: You're like a drug to me. Girl: You mean I'm addictive? Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses. |
| Boy: Where are you going? Girl: To commit Suicide. Boy: Then, why so much of make-up? Girl: You Idiot! Tomorrow, my photo will come in the newspaper. |
| Height of conceit: A boy proposed to a gal. Gal: I can't accept your proposal but I salute your choice. |
| Open ur Books, close Facebook & start studying! . Pl Note: The above stunts are performed by highly skilled & trained professionals. |
| When I was 17, I thought my parents were the most stupid people in the world. At 21, I was amazed at how much they had learnt in 4 years. |
| Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Well, look at d stars & count them. That`s how much I love you. Girl: But it`s morning. Boy: Exactly. |
| BF: Babe what r u doing? GF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart? BF: In the club, standing behind you! |