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Girl: I'm jealous.
Boy: Don't be jealous, baby!
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Bcoz you have something that they don't.
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart. -
You know you're in trouble when your mom screams your whole name. -
When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don't. -
Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine. -
Girl: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 40, is that BAD?
Boy: You spelt DAD wrong. -
My parents thought my friends were bad influences, but honestly, I was usually the one coming up with bad ideas. -
When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two". -
British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin. -
I don't have an attitude.
I have a personality you can't handle. -
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