Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...<br/>
Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!Upload to Facebook
    Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...
    Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!
  • At McDonald:<br/>
Cashier: Your order, sir?<br/>
Me: I'll have a McSalad.<br/>
Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.<br/>
Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!Upload to Facebook
    At McDonald:
    Cashier: Your order, sir?
    Me: I'll have a McSalad.
    Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.
    Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!
  • Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!Upload to Facebook
    Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!
  • Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.<br/>
These are of course just round figures!Upload to Facebook
    Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.
    These are of course just round figures!
  • Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!Upload to Facebook
    Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
  • If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!Upload to Facebook
    If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!
  • You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!Upload to Facebook
    You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!
  • In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.<br/>

In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.<br/>

Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!Upload to Facebook
    In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.
    In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
    Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
  • With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...<br/>
`Yung No Mo`!Upload to Facebook
    With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...
    "Yung No Mo"!
  • Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!Upload to Facebook
    Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!
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