Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai... Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata! |
At McDonald: Cashier: Your order, sir? Me: I'll have a McSalad. Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad. Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries! |
Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread! |
Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India. These are of course just round figures! |
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box! |
If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something! |
You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set! |
In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym. In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut. Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself! |
With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease... "Yung No Mo"! |
Fast food is just less wait, but more weight! |