Eat - Present Tense Ate - Past Tense Weight - Future Tense! |
Health Tip: Avoid Political WhatsApp Groups! |
Top 3 things I gained from 2020: 1. Body weight 2. More body weight 3. Even more body weight |
Diet Tip: Eat food off other people's plates. It's their calories. So they don't count! |
My tastes are simple. I am easily satisfied with the best! |
Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you ate! |
You don't have bad health. You have bad habits! |
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that little liar will stay until it apologizes! |
At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe. Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK! |
The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!" |