Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye. Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day! |
Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho? Me: Umeed Ke Saath! |
Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao... Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao! |
Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do... Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi! |
Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu! India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega! |
India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai! |
What does rice say to hot water? 'Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye Toh Bhaat Ban Jaye"! |
Waqt, Haalat aur Filters Insaan ko Badal Dete Hain! |
Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai. Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi! |
After complete body check-up: 🇺🇸: Thank God! I am fine. 🇮🇳: Paise Barbaad... Koi Beemari Hi Nahi Nikli! |