| Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur Baaki ki Aadhi, Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai! |
| Gabbar: Ye Haath Mujhe de de, Thakur. Thakur: Le le... mere haath lele... Basanti ke bhi le le... Jai aur Veeru ke bhi lele... Ramu Kaka ke bhi le le... Octopus ban ja, Kutte! . .. ... Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho geya! |
| Aey Sardi Tu Itna Na Itra; Agar Himmat Hai To June Mai Aa! Shubh Sardi! |
| People who voted for AAP never realised that 'Jhaadu' chalane ke liye 'Haath' ki zarurat padti hai! |
| Policemen don't use Nikon cameras... beacuse Canon ke hath bahut lambe hote hain! |
| "Log Kya Kahenge" has killed more dreams than anything else in the world! |
| Boy: I love you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll die for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can do anything for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll give you a diamond ring. Girl: Really? Boy: Babaji ka Thullu! |
| Women before marriage - Aashiqui And after marriage - Aa-shakki! |
| Bengali women make best wives as their hubby is their hobby. How nicely they introduce their husbands - "Yeh homaara HOBBY hai"! |
| What is common between a Cardiologist and Gabbar Singh? Both say, . .. ... .... "Tunhe Namak Khaya Hai, Ab Goli Kha!" |