| Aaj "Hug Day" Hai. So Aaj Aap Ji Bhar Ke Hug Lein! Aggar Yeh Mauka Chukk Geya, To Aapko Sara Saal Kabzi Reh Sakti Hai! Happy Hug Day! |
| Valentine's Day dilemma: Jidhar Apna Crush Hai; Saala, Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai! |
| Sharaab Bani To Maikhane Bane; Husn Bana Toh Deewane Bane; Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Mein; Yu Hi Toh Nahi... . .. ... Pagal Khaane Bane! |
| What did Jaya say to Abhishek when she saw Amitabh coming home in a 'Rickshaw'? Rickshey Mein Toh Woh Tumhaare Baap Lagte Hein! |
| People who tell their loved ones - I will love you "Jab Tak Hai Jan"! This is a reminder to them that it's Feb now - Jan was last month! |
| Never hurt a Samosa or a Kachori... they have fillings, too! |
| Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar. Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar. Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi. . .. ... Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon! |
| Toilets are the best place to think... that's why they're called Sochchalya (सोच-आल्या)! |
| The worst thing about winters... losing phone in 'Rajai'! |
| A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, "Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai"! It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means 'BeCause'! |