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Ashish Nehra: Jay Jaw-aan
Emraan Hashmi: Jay Kiss-aan -
Pigs Love Story:
Pig: I love you!
Piglet: Really? Are you Suar?
Pig: Yes baby, I am Suar! -
What does a butt massage give you?
Ass aaram! -
A aur B ki shaadi thi. Uss mein C B I! -
Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta.
Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain! -
Girl: It's not that I want you with me all the time; But it's just I don't want anyone else to have you even for a second.
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Boy: Aaye Haye, Teri English! -
Earth Ka Kuchh Karo Warna Unearth Ho Jayega... -
Lo Meri dukh bhari kahani padho...
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Dekha?
Koi bhi mera dukh nahi samajh sakta! -
![Life has many ways to make us weak. So one should always remember 3 things that'll keep us strong.<br />
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Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner<br /><br />
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Upload to Facebook Life has many ways to make us weak. So one should always remember 3 things that'll keep us strong.
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Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Think HATKE and eat DATKE! -
I bet "Tere Moonh Mein Kide Padein" is a compliment in China!
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