| When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid! |
| It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree! |
| The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it! |
| One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you! |
| You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down! |
| Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole! |
| Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice! |
| This message is strictly for cute & charming people only. . . . . . Since you accidentally received it, We deeply apologize for inconvenience due to the technical error! |
| You are as useless as 'AY' in 'OKAY'! |
| Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? ? ? ? ? No? Quickly check your driving license! |