| Hey friend, Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty. So the world needs you, after all! |
| I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers! |
| I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter! |
| Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity! |
| If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony! |
| Some people just need a hug... with my hands around their neck! |
| You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... it's really a pity that I do not love animals! |
| I must be a 'Proctologist' because I get to work with assholes! |
| You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'Okay'! |
| Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha." I replied, "20 x 0 = 0!" |
