| I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet! |
| If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! |
| Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you! |
| Most people have 5 senses; Some people have 6 senses; But you are blessed with 7 senses; And this extra sense is Non-Sense! |
| Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up! |
| You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar! |
| You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me - who was born to be a big liar! |
| Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! |
| I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying! |
| If I gave a sh*t, you'd be the first person I'd give it to! |