| If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis! |
| Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence! |
| How many times do I have to flush before you go away? |
| The meek shall inherit the earth... if that's OK with you! |
| If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms! |
| You look like shit. Is that the style now? |
| You have the face of a saint... a St. Bernard! |
| A sure-fire way to lose ten ugly pounds: Cut off your head! |
| Nice perfume, but do you really need to marinate in it? |
| You're as annoying as an APP that turns sideways when you lie down! |