Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not? Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children! |
Jeeto: I think our neighbour died! Santa: Who, Ray? Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate! |
Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years. Jeeto: Twelve years! |
Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun? Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`! |
Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird? Jeeto: He is not acting! |
Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream. Santa: I never get any brain freeze. Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why! |
Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends. Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! |
Santa: You love me or what? Jeeto: Or what! |
Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey? Jeeto: You! |
Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched. Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video! |