| Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated. Preeto: Is it improving? Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building. |
| Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become". Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"! |
| Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you. Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum! |
| Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Preeto: How's that. Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports. |
| Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner. Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish". Preeto: Why the original recipe? Jeeto: So you can never cook it again! |
| Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?" Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them! |
| Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular. Preeto: How do you really claim that? Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night! |
| Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday? Jeeto: It was too tight! |
| Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor". Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me. Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something! |
| Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin". Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin! |