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![Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?<br/>
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray! -
![Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<br />
Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror! -
![Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.<br/>
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you! -
![Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?<br />
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else! -
![Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.<br />
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone! -
Woman to her to neighbor, Jeeto, "I wish you would sell that dog. Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time".
Jeeto: I'm sorry. But your daughter began it! -
Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive, "That little mirror up there isn't set right".
Instructor: Isn't it?
Jeeto: No. I can't see anything but the car behind! -
![Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support.<br />
The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?`<br />
Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter.]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support.
The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?`
Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter. -
Santa: I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist.
Jeeto: Don't worry. I've been seeing our neighbour and Pappu's tutor! -
![Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?<br />
Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?
Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
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