How do the lawyers lie? First they lie on the one side and then on the other side! |
Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society? |
A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads: SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v |
Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down they're really good people! |
Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day. ~ Your Lawyer |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points! |
Signage at Divorce Lawyer's chamber: Results guaranteed or your Honey back! |
What is a contingent fee? A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing! |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? 'Your Honour'! |
The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'! #Covid19 #CoronaVirus |