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![If you can't follow the laws, you'll sure have to follow lawyers!]()
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Overheard while sitting in a court, after a girl passed by.
Advocate 1: She has a Supreme Court figure.
Advocate 2: What do you mean?
Advocate 1: No Appeal! -
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator! -
![Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife? <br/>
Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!]()
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Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches! -
What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes! -
![`You've been convicted 5 times of this offence - aren't you ashamed to own to that?`<br/>
`No, your honour. I don't think one ought to be ashamed of his convictions!`]()
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What is a contingent fee?
If the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing;
And if the lawyer does win it, you get nothing! -
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on! -
What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight!
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