| Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it. |
| A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat. |
| Why is it called building when it is already built ? |
| Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself. |
| The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. |
| What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
| Originality is the art of concealing your sources. |
| People have one thing in common: they are all different. |
| Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? |
| Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? |