| What is the similarity between your wife and your boss? Both of them think they know everything! |
| A COVID joke for all: A wife and her husband are sitting at a restaurant when the waitress starts out-right flirting with the husband. The husband, flattered, gets a little boastful and the wife says, "Don't get excited. She's got COVID." "How do you know?" asks the husband. Wife: Well, she's clearly got no taste! |
| Difference between husband and wife: The wife can change her mind whenever she wants The husband can change his mind whenever his wife wants! |
| What is the similarity between media and wife? Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat 100 Baar Na Bata De, Dono Ke Dil Ko Sukoon Hi Nahi Milta! |
| The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair. Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife! |
| One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately! |
| My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days! |
| A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife. An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself. A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"! |
| Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together! |
| Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault! |
