| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. |
| Things men do that upset women: 1. Lie 2. Not talk 3. Be honest 4. Talk too much 5. Not show emotions 6. Be too emotional 7. Breathe! |
| An example of men's inability to understand women: She: I have nothing to wear. He: Awesome! |
