| I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse. |
| A canter is the cure for every evil. |
| Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse. |
| I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. |
| Love to eat them mousies. Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off. Nibble on they tiny feet. |
| Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. |
| Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you |
| We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry. |
| Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. |
| A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. |