| With money you're a dragon; without it you're a worm. |
| We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. |
| People on horses look better than they are. People in cars look worse than they are. |
| The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. |
| A good horse will never return to graze on grass it has already passed by. |
| I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse. |
| A canter is the cure for every evil. |
| Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse. |
| I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. |
| Love to eat them mousies. Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off. Nibble on they tiny feet. |