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![Why did the tomato turn red?<br/>
It saw the salad dressing!]()
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![She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.<br/>
Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict!]()
Upload to Facebook She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.
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![Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?<br/>
She wore an algae bra!]()
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She wore an algae bra! -
![All those girls who want to know my age.<br/>
I am still young. You can call me Baby!]()
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I am still young. You can call me Baby! -
![Wife: Maine Suna Hai Ki Zyaada Viagra Khaane Se Insaan Behra Ho Jaata Hai.<br/>
Husband: Niagra Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai Tumhein? Aur Yeh Saala Mehra Kaun Hai?]()
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Husband: Niagra Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai Tumhein? Aur Yeh Saala Mehra Kaun Hai? -
![How does motivation work in India?<br/>
'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?']()
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![Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta Haii...<br/>
Passport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai!]()
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![Think big.<br/>
Think positive.<br/>
Think smart.<br/>
Think beautiful.<br/>
Think great.<br/>
I know, that's a lot to think about.<br/>
So here is a shortcut... just think about me!]()
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Think positive.
Think smart.
Think beautiful.
Think great.
I know, that's a lot to think about.
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![To the women we love and the women we make love to.<br />
May they never meet!]()
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May they never meet! -
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