| Supreme Court has allowed Dance Bars to reopen in Mumbai and Maharashtra so that people don't waste precious forex in Pattaya and Bangkok! |
| Supreme Court: Dance bars to open in Mumbai: Now Pappu can dance, Sala! |
| Our politicians are also like football players. However, their goal is not the post but the polls! |
| Manmohaneconomics: Dollar, Diesel, Daaru, Doodh and Dudhi (Lauki) Everything @ Rs. 60/- |
| When UPA II came to power, Rupee was trading at around Rahul's age. Now it is trading at Sonia's age. And the way things are going, don't be surprised if it soon trades at Manmohan Singh's age! |
| The Indian government is contemplating to raise the retirement age considering Rupee's frequent flirtation with the 60 mark! |
| Only sane people wear DOLLAR or EURO brand underwears because they know that RUPA is very risky - it may go down anytime! |
| Earthquake - Call the army Floods - Call the army Terrorist attack - Call the army A child stuck in a borewell - Call the army and When it's opening ceremony, festival, Award Function, etc. - Call politicians, actors, police or bureaucrats! |
| If you're feeling low in life, remember that Rupee is at its lifetime low! |
| Thanks to GMR and heavy rains: Grounded Kingfisher flights can finally start sailing from the Delhi airport! |
