| Thank God, there are hardly any Elections in Pakistan. Otherwise before hanging, Kasab would have been sent back to Pakistan to cast his vote! |
| Nirbhay Missile fails to hit target: The cruise missile Nirbhay would not have failed if it had been launched from Arnab Goswami's mouth. |
| IIPM launches Diploma in Online Content Blocking. |
| White House receptionist to the president Obama, "Sir, someone has been calling time and again but not speaking anything". Obama: Wish him "Namaste"! He must be Manmohan Singh from India! |
| Let's all observe a 2 minute silence for those unpaid "Kingfisher Airlines" employees who were watching "Royal Challengers Bangalore" splurge money on players at the IPL auction! |
| Strange is the judicial system, which rejects an Army Chief's school certificate but admits and accepts a rapist's! |
| Who says there is no PEACE in Pakistan! Look at it from my viewpoint: . .. ... There's no better PIECE in Pakistan than Hina Rabbani! |
| Nitin Gadkari to Rajnath Singh, "Congratulations, Rajnath ji! Please tell me if you need a driver. Mine is free these days". |
| Who said money cannot buy everything? Tiger Woods tried to win back his ex-wife with $200m deal and she said 'YES'! |
| What's the big deal with Barack Obama being sworn in twice! My wife swears at me all the time. |