| Anil Kumble joins Mumbai Indians as chief mentor. First he loses the airline, now he loses Anil Kumble. What is it with Mallya and Jumbos? |
| Breaking News: Pak PM's lawyers assure him that he has the right to remain silent. "Look at Manmohan Singh", they say. |
| USA: If you attack us, we will attack you. ISRAEL: If you attack us, we will demolish you. INDIA: If you attack us, we will not play Cricket with you! |
| What must we do with Pakistan? Other than sending Owaisi, Asaram and Abu Azmi there to destroy them! |
| Week 1: Congress loses a lot of ground by doing nothing. Week 2: Congress gains a lot of ground by saying nothing. |
| Raj Thackeray: Bhaiyya is the problem Asaram Bapu: Bhaiyya is the solution Thus implying that "One man's meat is another man's poison". Latin Proverb |
| It won't be surprising if all the future panelists of "The Newshour" start addressing Arnab Goswami as 'Bhaiyya'. |
| Aren't both Raj Thackeray and Asaram Bapu saying the same thing . .. ... calling the rapists, BHAIYYA! |
| Shiney Ahuja is the biggest fan of Mohan Bhagwat. He doesn't differentiate between the maid and the wife. |
| Looking at his energy level, it won't be surprising if Revital drops Salman Khan and signs Arnab Goswami as the next brand ambassador. |
