| There is a good chance that India's debt may attain junk status by March next year! |
| A Congress minister can be any device as long as it runs on the 'Gandhi' Operating System. |
| Q: What's the favorite childhood game of Mayawati and Manmohan Singh? A: 'Statue'! Maya crazy of building hers and MMS playing it. |
| The Congress would do much better party if Manmohan Singh speaks more and Digvijay Singh stays silent. |
| Manmohan Singh's term as PM would be remembered as the Golden Era since silence is golden! |
| What a lovely Combination! A Hindu President; A Muslim Vice President A Sikh Prime Minister A Christian Defence Minister And an Italian REMOTE! |
| Dear MPs, I pay my taxes so you guys go to work and not that you walk out of your office, whenever you please. Yours sincerely, Citizen of India. |
| All 3 finalists of "Indian Idol 6" are from Punjab Devendra Pal Vipul Mehta Amit Kumar I am proud to be a Punjabi! |
| Against Ashwin and Ojha, NZ batsmen are looking as clueless as CBI sleuths probing a corruption case against a politician. |
| If the government limits SMS, just because rumours are spreading; by the same logic, should we stop paying taxes because the money is being siphoned due to corruption? |
