| Northern Power Grid failure: The consortium of Google, Facebook and Twitter to finance the Indian government to provide electricity to its citizens. There's hardly anyone online and it is resulting in huge loss to their business. |
| Northern Power Grid Failure: India is heading back to "Dark Ages". |
| Even the Northern Power Grid of India has started to behave like the government. Earlier erratic and now complete failure. |
| It's quite ironical that the state of Punjab ruled by Parkash Singh Badal has neither Parkash(light) nor Badal(clouds). |
| ND Tiwari's defence: I am not the father but only a donor! |
| What's common between a Board Test and DNA test? The person subjected to test knows the results but hate its publication in the newspapers. |
| After ND Tiwari's DNA report, eunuchs have attacked Tiwari's house, asking for money with interest of 32 years. |
| ND Tiwari's DNA result ironically comes on "Happy Free Kiss Day"! The father-son should kiss and make up! |
| ND Tiwari's DNA matched and the he is going to sue the condom company for the damage. |
| The nurse came out with ND Tiwari's DNA report and screamed: "It's a dad!" |